April 2012
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how fangirls communicate
Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
Fan 2: I know. I know. I understand.
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merrymerryfistmas:
I actually love robert pattinson not because he played edward in the twilight series but because he’s a ruthless sarcastic twat and I admire that
Anonymous asked: just read your update, loved it! and random question: what's room 317?
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K A I T L Y N A N N E: shotmeout0fthesky: I... →
shotmeout0fthesky:
I fucking hate this fan base sometimes. I don’t know, I’m a member of other fan bases and this one just… takes it too far. Like, some of the stuff that goes on is creepy and weird and quite frankly embarrassing. Okay fair enough, on Tumblr it’s cool, Tumblr is for open…
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Simon Cowell creating One Direction in his lab
Simon: ok for liam lets do some abs and a little adorableness oh shit there goes the whole bottle ok a lot of adoarbleness and a good amount of fucking sexy and he can be that one innocent bastard that never does anything bad oh and add a voice that would be perfect for the beginning of songs wow im good
Simon: now for zayn lets make him drop dead gorgeous so that when you look at him you faint lmfao and how about i add a little bit of sex god so that he can DM whoever the hell he wants of and now give him the charisma of a mix of christina aguilera and joshua from american idol ok now lets make him so deep that he uses his own body as his inspirational journal ok
Simon: and for niall lets just throw a shit load of irish and sexy hips that dont lie with a smile that will make these bitches hearts melt ok now lets give him the voice of an angel but wait he farts too and ill make him have the appetite of a fat man oh and hes the only blondie yeah that will throw em off
Simon: lets make this bitch louis a gay fucker with a sweet little voice but also give him nice eyes that stare into your soul oh and cant forget some hot sex hair ok oh fuck there goes the whole bottle of big penis oh well oh shit there goes 2 more bottle of big penis well ok
Simon: ok harry has to be the partner of gay ass louis because hes the only one left so lets put some cute ass dimples on his face and make him the only one with curly hair lmfao im a genius hes so gay oh but he secretly has abs and v lines nbd and his voice can sing just about anything because its basically a combination of jesus and jesus
Simon: ok sounds good
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Anonymous asked: what does the "fourth wall" mean?
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plan for one direction fandom
illinois:
construct a great frozen wall in the north from old magic and ice
guard it with fucking mythical creatures and savages
also guard it with guards from the night’s watch
we’ll call it “the fourth wall”
no man crosses it alive
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Room 317 is trending on twitter
for fuck sake NO NO NO how about? NO
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queenrickon:
petition to construct a fourth wall for the one direction fandom
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Finally
I updated my fanfic! So if you read it pretty please with a cherry on top let me know what you think :P Also what do you think/want to happen next? Anyway thank you so much for your patience, I’m sorry it took so long. Hope you enjoy, love you all! :D xx
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So!
I have written the next chapter of my fanfic! I can’t post it right now because I’m heading to work but I’ll post it when I get back! :D xx
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ifyouseecourtney:
fuckme-1direction:
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Omg
I just told my parents that I was looking to quit work and they were really understanding about it and I’m just really relieved. I feel like I could cry. It’s just been such a big problem for so long and I haven’t been able to decide whether or not I should leave but now that I’ve made my mind up and told them and they’re okay with it I feel so much better. I just...
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Okay people have been asking
I know I usually update on a Sunday. And obviously I didn’t :/ So firstly I would like to apologise cause I don’t like saying I’ll do it and then not. I’ve just been really crazy busy at the minute with school my first exam is in 19 days and i haven’t looked at a book holy crap someone help me and work and all. As well as that- I may have said this before but...
dftba-winchesters asked: BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!!! Once you are given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks your beautiful inside and out you deserve it lovely xx :)
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